Hmm.. So, finally the man who predicted once that there is a possibility of a double century being scored in an One-day international, reached the feat. Many many congratulations to Virender Sehwag. He now has the record for highest score for India in Tests as well as ODIs. Everyone knows all this. We, at pulpyfiction, yet again have come up with some inside scoops about: How did Sehwag do that?? What is going to be the effect of this innings on India's political, social and educational situation ??

One of the India's no.1 news channels, India TV are already making a 1 hr exclusive on Sehwag's record 219, where they will show the clipping where Sehwag punched the air for 52.67 times. and raise the question on the material used in his bat and speculate what would have happened had he been there for 50 overs. They also have roped in a numerologist, an astrologer and a mathematician who will help in extrapolating the inning's graph and tell us the final score that could have been. Other leading news channel whose G.One is also known as Arnab Goswami was shooting for the Newshour Debate on whether "Viru's 219(149) > Sachin's 200*(147)". The panel consisted of Vinod Kambli, Arvind Kejriwal and Mahesh Bhatt. Vinod Kambli broke down on the sets saying, "I have made 224 and 227. I have made 224 and 227. I have made 224 and .. " Arnab, initially tried to get him back into the discussion but left him to himself and told a spot boy to take the mic away from Vinod. Arvind Kejriwal had an interesting point of view on this. He said, "Do you see the score of Viru? It is 219, 912 in reverse. 9-12 means December 9th which is just two days from the day Anna has decided to protest yet again against govt. over a strong Jan Lokpal. So, this very inning by current Indian cricket team captain shows that he is with us in the fight against corruption and hence, Viru's 219(149) > Sachin's 200*(147). QED." Arnab was impressed by Kejriwal's argument. Mahesh Bhatt on the other hand had this to say: "Well, you see both these ODI double centuries are inspired by my real life. Sachin doesn't know me fully so he could only make 200 but he really was very eager to know more about me and hence the not out. Viru on the other hand knew me a little better but I think he does not have the patience of listening to my story. So, just 219. I will make a film on this incidence with Emraan, Ashmit playing male leads and female leads will be played by Venna Malik and Sunny Leone." Arnab claimed that he was repeatedly being slapped by someone who was invisible, during the shooting whenever he said Is 200>219. The news channels own Aghori Baba found out that there are spirits all around the sets. He also could make out two of the spirits, those were of : Ramanujam and Aryabhatta. While Mr. Bhatt was announcing the film on 219 vs 200, Ramu is already in talks with the curator, Sharad Pawar, Fletcher. Ramu said he would like to capture these events from his own point of view with various camera angles. He announced that film will be called Ramu's Viru's 219. He did not reveal the leads though but said it will be a surprise but he confirmed that just to add the flavour, he will include cheerleaders in the movie. When asked who will he chose as cheerleader, he replied candidly, "Don't you know?? Nisha Kothari, of course."

On the political front, UPA is trying to take the advantage of both the double centuries as both were scored in India, by an Indian for the Indian team under their reign which exemplifies Democracy. Moreover, Sharad Pawar was ICC president as well during both the events. NDA on the other hand was already planning to attack Pawar over being slapped by Harvinder and dropping of Harbhajan. One of the leaders wanted to bring in the match-fixing issue but it was strongly opposed by majority of the leaders saying that anything involving Sachin Tendulkar cannot be brought into this and hence the proposal was rejected and the leader who proposed it was dismissed from the party. Kejriwal's theory has already proved the inning as a support to Anna's movement. Lot of things are expected to be extracted from this awesome innings by Viru.

We till now have let you know about most of the effects of Sehwag's 219, the cause part is still remaining. Here it is: It was known from the inside source that this was the first time that Sehwag's mother did not call him during his inning. Her mobile balance was ZERO and she does not have the service of the company which provides one call at ZERO balance.

Meanwhile, Kapil Sibal is trying to get this post deleted along with many others from the internet.

PS: This is Pulpy FICTION..