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3:57 AM
August 28, 2009


usmanimubashir

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Once a sanjay Kapoor Movie was a hit Surprised

11:07 AM
September 20, 2009


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Was that the same year from when o/w, HIT (spray) sale declined drastically ??!!!
Cool

2:18 AM
September 22, 2009


unanimous

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zindegi ek paheli hai…
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scroll karne se solve nahi hogi….

3:36 AM
September 22, 2009


unanimous

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Chintu's mom has three sons. What is the name of the other two?

Chin-1 & Chin-3

3:37 AM
September 22, 2009


unanimous

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1.what is the opposite of Nagpanchmi?

Nag do not punch me.

2.What is the inverse of Nagpanchmi?

I will punch Nag

4:43 AM
September 22, 2009


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why is akshay kumar a serial killer?

because of his show khataro ke khiladi the saas bahu serials have lost their TRP

11:11 AM
September 22, 2009


fekumfek-furzyxpress

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why Akshay Kumar's wife can never be a superstar???

Coz Twinkle Twinle Little Star..!

10:17 PM
November 21, 2009


unanimous

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shaadi ke baad ladki 'apne oon' (pati) ka naam kyu nahi bolti?

because mummy ne kaha tha "sasural ja ke gaali mat bolna"

2:18 AM
January 9, 2010


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Sardar 1: you know, India's population is 120 crores!!

Sardar 2 (shocked): what???? are you KIDDING???

Sardar 1: nahi nahi, mai itne bachche paida nahi kar raha

10:29 PM
January 19, 2010


unanimous

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ek aadmi ko bhagwan se vardaan mila

MAN: mere ghar se USA tak road bana do
GOD: mushkil hai, kuchh aur maango
MAN: meri wife ko sudhaar do
GOD: road single track chahiye ya double track?

10:32 PM
January 19, 2010


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people go to kumbh mela to wash their paap/sins

recently Ram Gopal Verma was seen their, washing a pile of DVDs

9:16 PM
February 8, 2010


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father of a marwadi died
he gave ad in newspaper
"….demise of my father…….."

below it was written "wheelchair for sale"

9:49 PM
February 8, 2010


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example of how students fill up exam answer sheets……

QUESTION:- you are in a boat in middle of the sea, you have 2 candles in the boat and nothing else. How do you light the candle?

ANSWERS

1. take one candle, throw it in water. The boat will become 'lighter'. Light the candle with it

2. throw one candle in the air and catch it. "catches win matches, use the matches to light the candle"

3. take water in your hand, drop it drop by drop. 'tip tip barsa paani, paani ne aag lagayi', light the candle with aag

4. start praising one candle, dusri jal jayegi (will get jaelous)

1:12 AM
February 11, 2010


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Santa ko koi ladki sapne me chappal se maar ti thi

Santa 2 din apni bank nahi gaya, kyunki waha likhaa tha
"HUM AAPKE SAPNO KO HAKIKAT ME BADALTE HAI" :-)

3:06 AM
February 12, 2010


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a rich boy was told by his teacher to write an essay on topic "poor family"

he wrote:-

ek garib parivar tha, pita garib, maa garib, bachche garib. ghar me 4 nokar the wo bhi garib, car bhi 2nd hand mercedes, bacho ke paas purane iphone the, ghar me 4 2nd hand AC the, saara parivar badi mushkil se aish karke jeeta tha

1:24 PM
February 15, 2010


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describe the birth of an eunuch (chhakka)

1st DOCTOR: congrats! its a boy

2nd DOCTOR: congrats! its a girl

NURSE: April Fool!

3:38 AM
February 17, 2010


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some indian cricketers' number names

ravi shas3
mahendra singh 2knee
100rav ganguli
100chin 10dulkar
vvs 1,00,000man
mun1/2 patel

12:49 AM
February 25, 2010


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PAAGAL PATRAKAR: yaar koi aisa gift suggest kar jo direct teri bhabhi ke dil ko chhu jaaye

FRIEND: goli maar de usko!

1:04 AM
February 25, 2010


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TEACHER: on heating, solid usually turn into liquid/gas e.g ice, iron, plastic. But which liquid transforms to solid on heating?

SANTA: Dosa

2:27 AM
March 6, 2010


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MOTHER :- who was Hitler?
SON :- pata nahi
MOTHER :- padhai me dhyaan do to pata chalega
SON :- who is Shalini?
MOTHER :- dont know
SON :- Papa pe dhyaan do to pata chalega

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