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2:10 PM
June 27, 2010

unanimous

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NEWS HEADLINES IN THE YEAR 2025

1. Coming soon on TV, Rakhi ka Swayamwar part 10

2. Hike in fuel price yet again, petrol to cost Rs. 900 per litre

3. Hrithik's daughter to act with Amitabh Bachchan in a movie called CHEENI KHATAM

4. Congress says hanging of Afzal Guru and Ajmal Kasab will not be delayed

5. According to a survey, beggars in India spend more time talking on mobile phones, then on begging

6. Indian cricket team coach Dhoni is happy that he managed to convince Sachin Tendulkar to play the next T10 world cup

7. Maniratnam's latest film KUMBHKARN is such a big hit, that in the mivie hall the audience went to sleep within 10 minutes of starting of the movie and started snorring. On this the director commented "this is the biggest proof that i make realistic films".

9:07 PM
July 2, 2010

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KILLING OF JAWANS BY NAXALS/MAOIST HAS BECOME SO FREQUENT, THAT SOON THE FOLLOWING NEWS WILL BECOME COMMON:-

1. CRPF decides to rename itself. New name will be Completely Rusted Police Force

2. Home Minister Pee Chhee Dumb Bhramm gives 12th "last warning" to naxals and maoist

3. CRPF jawans have demanded that they should be given Z-Plus security cover

4. A new criteria has been added in the entrance test to become CRPF jawan. Random dummy bullets will be fired at the candidates, the one who get hit maximum will be selected.

9:09 PM
July 18, 2010

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iPhone 4 was launched on 24 june, 2010 and there were lots of problem in receiveing signal.

In response to this, Steve Jobs modified the popular quote and said
"AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS CALLERS AWAY"

he said "there is no problem with the device, but a new feature has been added which will help in keeping unwanted marketing callers away"

9:15 AM
October 15, 2010

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After the successful broadcast of the commonwealth games, Door Darshan has decided to launch a new show to rival the TRPs of Sony's KBC

The show will be called KBC :- Kalmadi Bangaya Crorepati

DD has not yet clarified what the show is all about, but the buzz is that the theme could be one of the following

(i) Kalmadi teaching the participants "how to become crorepati"
(ii) 'detective' participants investigating the corruption in CWG, the winner being the participant who completes the investigation in least number of decades (as is the case with most of the legal matters in india)

12:02 PM
May 20, 2011

Wacky Parul

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fekumfek-furzyxpress said:

why Akshay Kumar's wife can never be a superstar???
Coz Twinkle Twinle Little Star..!

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10:37 PM
November 19, 2011

unanimous

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‎1) NDTV : Aish gives birth to a girl child

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.2) Star News : Aish aaj maa bani, aaiye us doctor se baat karte hai jinhone ye delivery kari.
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3) Sahara news : Aish Maa bani aur pura bharat jashn mana raha hai apni shubhkamna bhejne ke liye sms kare"45443"par,

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finally saare news channels ka baap

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4) India TV: Aish ke bache ki aankhein Amitabh se milti hai, kya yeh amitabhh ki aulad hai, kya bacchan parivar ne sharam ki sari hadde par kar di hai, raaz khulega aaj raat 9 baje !!!

10:42 AM
December 28, 2011

Sinya

Bangalore