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Aircrafts to have race tracks along aisle for those who want to run towards the exit when plane lands

14, Aug 2017 By @jurnoleast

A leading air carrier today announced that its aircrafts will now have race tracks along the aisle for the benefit of those passenger who are eager to run towards the exit when the aircraft lands.

Speaking to Faking News, a source from the airline company said, “Passengers getting up and running towards the exit even before landing is common. This creates a chaotic situation, which is difficult for our crew to handle. So we thought why not have a race track and let them run in a disciplined manner.”

Frequent fliers who spoke to our reporters were happy that someone addressed this issue finally. “I fly almost thrice every week and I know how annoying it can be when people are just desperate to get out. Honestly speaking, I am one of them. But with these tracks, I can be sure that there won’t be the usual pushing and shoving,” said Sanil Jain, a businessman.

With a positive response from many, the company intends to use the ‘race track’ as a selling point for future marketing.

Sources from within the company say there are plans to get Usain Bolt for promotions and get him to do a 100m dash in the aircraft as a demo.