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Coronavirus patient breaks Usain Bolt’s record while trying to run away from hospital

15, Mar 2020 By Santosh Pradhan

Mumbai. Throwing caution to the wind, the 21-year-old man who tested positive for COVID-19 in Thrissur district visited a shopping mall, watched a movie and even participated in an engagement ceremony.

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The Faking News team has found that a man in Mumbai, in fact, beat Usain Bolt’s record while trying to run away from a hospital where he was being treated. Sanil Malik, who had been suffering from Coronavirus for the last two days knew that he has to kept in isolation, but being a big movie buff, he had this sudden urge of watching a movie in the theatre.

So he decided to run away from a Mumbai hospital. This is when he broke Usain’s record and the government has promised that he will be allowed to participate in the Olympics once he fully recovers from the virus.

Sanil had to come back to the hospital as he had forgotten his charger there. He apologized for his behavior and has promised that he will become a very good athlete for India and pay back the citizens who were sympathizing with him.