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Delhi residents take to the streets with rods and sticks to beat up Coronavirus

04, Mar 2020 By Sandeep Kadian

New Delhi: After circling the world, Coronavirus has arrived in India with positive cases being identified in Delhi, Agra, Hyderabad and Jaipur. While Government has taken all precautions to make sure the virus is contained, hot-blooded Delhi residents have decided to take the matter in their own hands.

stone pelting

Angry mobs armed with iron rods and hockey sticks have taken to the roads searching for the virus so that they can beat the virus back where it came from. People have formed groups and are going from one street to another searching for the virus.

Speaking to Faking News, a leader of one of these groups said, “In Delhi, only the people will kill each other, not some Virus. How dare this Virus come here and disturb our peace and harmony? We will make sure we beat this virus up so badly that it never dares to touch someone in Delhi again.”

When our reporter mentioned that the virus may be airborne and not visible to human eye, the agitated man said, “To hum kya sirf rod aur laathi laaye hain, bandook bhi hai, hawai fire kar kar ke maarenge saale ko.”

Meanwhile, Delhi Police was watching these groups from the sidelines, as usual.