New Delhi: In the past few weeks, crime rate has been soaring in the National Capital Delhi and finally Home Minister Amit Shah has decided to tackle the situation. Amit Shah, responsible for Delhi’s Law and Order, has started a drive to induct every Delhi criminal in BJP to end the crime wave in the capital.
As per BJP sources, the gang members involved in shootouts across the capital will be the first ones to be inducted, followed by the others. The induction ceremony will be held in Ferozshah Kotla stadium as BJP HQ is not big enough to handle the number of new inductees expected.
Speaking to Faking News, a highly placed Home Ministry official said, ”Initially we thought about giving control of Delhi Police to Delhi Government, but then realized that Delhi Police will sit on 24×7 dharna if Kejriwal becomes their boss. That won’t have helped with the crime situation so we decided to look for out of box solutions.”
“It was during the brainstorming session later that we came to this excellent solution. We all know that a person’s criminal record is wiped clean once they join BJP so we came to a decision to include all criminals in BJP. They will stop being criminals, and crime rate will drop to zero in the city”, he added.
Meanwhile, Vijay Mallya has also applied for BJP membership after hearing this news.