New Delhi: 16 yrs old Amit Kumar has a new incentive for doing well in his upcoming board exams, a promise of a whole kilogram of Onions. Amit is really fond of Mutton Do Pyaaza but for past few months, he hasn’t been able to enjoy it because there have been no onions in the house. Now, he sees a ray of hope thanks to his father’s promise to splurge on onions subject to his result.
Amit, who has not seen 1st division since he started going to the school, has become really motivated after this promise and has memorized the names of every subject he is supposed to be studying.
Speaking to Faking News, Amit’s father said, “My son has no interest in studying and spends his whole day making tiktok videos and eyeing my small electrical shop, we are like Aamir Khan and Deven Verma from Andaz Apna Apna. So I had to think of a way to get him to study and after listening to him pester me daily for Mutton do pyaza, I came upon this idea. He really used to love it and we used to make it every week during the ancient times when one could buy onions. Well, he can have that if I can have his first division.”
“Till date he has passed through cheating or after I bribed the teacher but for Board exams, I don’t know where I should submit the bribe so studying remains the only option. Hopefully this motivates him enough to study hard”, he went on to add.
When we asked Amit about his strategy to get first division, he said ,”I have found 2 very intelligent students who love Pyaaz Pakode, I have promised them 250 grams each of onions if I get first division so they have agreed to supply me chits in the bathroom during my exams.”