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Mauka Mauka guy finally bursts crackers after finding more Pakistani politicians than Indians in Panama Papers

04, Apr 2016 By Sandeep Kadian

Karachi: After a wait of over 24 years, the famous Pakistani fan from Mauka Mauka ad finally burst his firecrackers late last night after finding more Pakistani politicians than Indians in the leaked Panama papers.

Mauka Mauka guy
Finally a smile as he gets ready to burst the crackers

Back in 1992, he had bought the crackers to celebrate Pakistan’s victory over India in a World Cup but after 11 losses, has decided to celebrate victory in money laundering instead.

Eleven million documents were leaked from Panamanian law firm Mossack Fonseca revealing that Pakistan Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif, his sons Hussain and Hasan Nawaz, and daughter Mariam Safdar set up at least four offshore companies in British Virgin Islands. Along with Sharifs, Late Benazir Bhutto, her close aide Senator Rehman Malik and nephew Hassan Ali Jaffery Bhutto are also the clients of the law firm.

“Finally we have beaten India on the world stage. I was waiting since my teenage for this and finally our politicians have done what our cricketers couldn’t do. All our big names, Sharifs and Bhuttos figure in Panama papers and what does India have? Some ex-member of some party called Jansatta? What a crushing defeat for the Indians”, squealed the Mauka Mauka guy in delight.

Furthermore he said, “Indians keep talking about their corrupt politicians but bhaiyya where is the money? Where are the offshore accounts, Indians are all talk, no action unlike our beloved leaders. All the years of hurt and pain were worth it. I always knew that corruption should be our national sport, not Cricket. Hopefully, authorities will take note and push for a World Cup of corruption and money laundering as well so that we can be crowned World Champions again.”

“Unfortunately Cricketers have again disappointed me with no Imran Khan in Panama papers but he is still starting out in politics. Hopefully his name will appear in the next such leak so that we maintain our competitive edge over the Indians”, the famous Pakistan fan said before going out to burst his crackers.