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We are not worried about COVID-19, as it cannot cross Teen Hath Naka junction - BMC

05, Mar 2020 By RT

Mumbai. Bruhun Mumbai Muncipal corporation today proudly declared that, the metropolitan is not worried about COVID-19 breaking into the city. “For several years, the city of Mumbai had topped the list of most congested cities in the world. COVID-19 cannot break free in our city. It will get stopped right at the junction of Teen Hath Naka”, a BMC personnel told Faking News.

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“What is this virus? We have seen different kinds of viruses, including communal types, terror types, entertainment types and even celebration types. The city had withstood them all. This COVID-19 is not going to stand a chance in Mumbai. The tiny fellow will not be able to cross a single junction even at nonpeak hours, leave alone the peak hours”, he further added.

COVID-19 has travelled smoothly across oceans and boundaries. The virus has withstood the test of distance and different climatic conditions. “Will be interesting to see how COVID-19 would behave in our city roads. If my assumption is going to be proven right, COVID-19 would commit suicide dipping deeply in the potholes after losing patience at our signals” the BMC personnel was triumphantly sporting a smile and not a mask over his grinning expression.

Meanwhile, the city of Bengaluru has tightened the traffic congestion at the famous silk board junction, it is learnt by Faking News.