New Delhi. The Supreme Court has scheduled a whopping 50000 anticipatory bail hearings during the summer vacation, it is learnt by Faking News. All of them are requested by WhatsApp group admins, a lawyer wandering around the court premises told Faking News.
Ever since a court has ordered that WhatsApp group admins can be arrested over harmful posts in a group, all the admins have become quite jittery. Some admins have exited the groups, a few have uninstalled WhatsApp and a paranoid lot has sold their smartphones.
An addict admin, with over 500 WhatsApp groups has fled the country and seen living in an apartment closer to Vijay Mallya, it is learnt by Faking News.
“We are a bunch of brave hearts who do not want to quit. We are not uninstalling WhatsApp or selling our phones. We are here to stay. But, this arrest thingy is a little worrying factor. We have approached the top court to grand us a blanket bail,” a team of a few hundred admins told Faking News in chorus.
“If someone has to be arrested for making dangerous, harmful and potentially hazardous messages then it has to be mainstream media. Why us?”, an young admin asked Faking News. An admin who had a recent on site visit and addressing everyone with ‘What’s up?’ has changed to court approved ‘Hello! How are you? ‘ it is learnt by Faking News.