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Arnab Goswami announces himself as the big winner of state elections for getting highest TRP share

19, May 2016 By Sandeep Kadian

Mumbai: Star anchor of Times Now news channel, Arnab Goswami has declared himself as the biggest winner of the day today for getting the highest share of viewers. Today was the day of the counting in 4 states and 1 UT and Arnab has emerged as the undisputed winner, as per Arnab Goswami.

Arnab
“I rule”

“It is very obvious. Look at the share of TRPs. Neither Mamata nor Jayalalitha managed to get such a high vote share in their states. Even BJP and LDF couldn’t match it in Assam and Kerala respectively. We as a news channel are committed to the truth and the truth is that Arnab is the biggest winner of the day”, an executive producer working at Times Now said.

Many Times Now employees started singing and dancing after Arnab made the announcement. Firecrackers were burst outside Times Now office in Lower Parel and sweets were distributed all over the town.

When Faking News spoke to the man of the moment himself, he said, “Well this is a very significant victory for us. While BJP, TMC, AIADMK and LDF won in one state each, Times Now won across all states so obviously we are the biggest winner of the day. We have to be fair and fairness dictated that I announce myself as the winner. This is not the first time that I have emerged as the biggest winner on the day of an election verdict but it still gives me great pleasure. We really cherish consistency here at Times Now.”

“We wish other channels all the best for the future, no hard feelings from my side. After all, if they don’t lose then how will I emerge the winner? Hope they take this is the right spirit and keep losing to me on every day”, Arnab added.

Meanwhile, after seeing the performance of Arnab Goswami, Times Now is thinking about making his Super-Duper Prime Time a 24 hrs show.