Mumbai: Dejected over allegations of favoritism and liberal inclination, Nation’s outrage expert and autonomous justice Arnab Goswami has reportedly decided to introduce Uniform Civil Code on the Newshour debates sending a chill down the spines of his favorite panelists on the show.
Surplus outrage at the end of debates is believed to be the prime reason behind Arnab choosing Uniform Civil Code of Conduct for Panelists, Act 2015 defined by his own show directives.
As soon as this decision was made, the regular panelists of this program have landed in a dilemma whether to attend the debates for quick money by ignoring the impending violence or skip them completely to lead a peaceful life.
The debate is all set to grow more violent as Arnab would be taking turns to bash everyone available in square frames. Some believe that even callers won’t be spared and will get their share of pounding.
Although the channel has is firm on its decision to implement the code, sceptics believe it won’t be a piece of cake for Arnab. Some even say it will be a failure, since the news anchor is so selective about his outrage.
BJP spokesperson Sambit Patra heaved a sigh of relief. “I have always been in the firing line of Arnab on most of his debates. Now others will get a taste of what I have to endure,” he said
Sources say Dr. Subramanian Swamy was quite happy when he heard Arnab was for uniform civil code. For a moment, he thought Arnab didn’t lie while his eyes got misty. Soon, he was taken aback when his source told him it was only for the Newshour panelists and not all Indians.
Meanwhile, almost all the panelists were found searching for other channels to deliver surmises while abuse resistant Sanjai Jha was found smiling in a bring-it-on mode.