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Page 3 journalists celebrate reunion of Virat-Anushka, promise 3 stories a day on them

06, Jun 2016 By Sandeep Kadian

Mumbai: Page 3 journalists across newspapers came together to throw a party to celebrate the reunion of Virat Kohli-Anushka Sharma. As the Champagne flowed generously, toasts were raised to Virat Kohli and Anushka Sharma for giving these journalists a topic to write on every day.

Kohli-Anushka
The image that triggered the celebrations

Rumours that Virat and Anushka are back together were doing the rounds for a few weeks and the rumour has been confirmed after Virat dropped Anushka to the airport recently.

“Well, they have been spotted together 3 times in recent weeks now and as well all know, if 2 people are seen together 3 times then that confirms that they are dating, especially when those 2 people are famous and successful. We thank them so much for giving us back the topic that we loved to write on”, said an excited Anamika Singh, a journalist working at a leading Indian paper.

A colleague of Anamika, Vishnu Pradhan said, “For about a month, we didn’t have anything to write on. There were no new hook-ups, no new break-ups, I was about to lose my job. But then, Virat and Anushka came together and gave us a topic we can write on every day. In fact, we are going to do 3 stories on them daily, breakfast, lunch and dinner stories.”

“We can write a story when they meet, we can write a story when they don’t meet, we can write a story when they eat, we can write a story when they don’t eat. A story when Anushka goes to watch Virat play, a story when she doesn’t go to watch Virat play. The possibilities are endless my friend, endless!” Pradhan added.

When we asked what they will write on if Virat and Anushka break up, Anamika said,”Oh a break-up is an even bigger story. Hope they break-up soon so that we get even more masala to write. Though we wish they come together again after that break-up and carry this on till we find another cricket captain-Bollywood superstar story.”