Unknown sources from centuries have confirmed that Santa Claus brings gifts for children on Christmas even, but Faking News sources have revealed that this Christmas, Santa Claus brought gifts for some grown-ups too in India. This is what they got:
Bigg Boss viewers
Beni Prasad Varma
Mulayam Singh Yadav
Given that he had promised a lot to the aam aadmi in Delhi, some of which seem very difficult, he will need a magic wand. This magic wand was desperately sought by the UPA government too, but somehow Santa never gifted this to them.
Much needed to stop AAP from eating away his urban voters, who could otherwise vote for BJP if not for Congress.
Those who watch the reality show without fail and with all seriousness need to get one.
Sachin was surprised to find two abdominal guards, even though he has retired from Cricket. Later, he realized that Santa wanted him to wear those on his ears when he attends noisy parliament sessions.
Baba was given Center Fresh chewing gum, which puts 'zabaan pe lagaam'. Baba has been issuing all kinds of stupid statements of late.
Like Baba, Beni too comes up with statements that are batshit crazy, which makes it appear that he badly needs to get over the effect of what he had.
This will help them stick to his stand without taking any more u-turns.
So that he can take some break from sucking up to the High Command, especially to Rahul Gandhi.
Even Santa could not stop himself from trolling Rahul Baba.