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Advani’s name found in the petition signed by 65 MPs against US Visa for Modi

24, Jul 2013 By Shaitaan Khopdi ™

New Delhi: An RTI query filed by Aam Admi Party has revealed that L.K. Advani also features in the list of 65 MPs who have requested big daddy ‘Barack Obama’ not to grant US Visa to Narendra Modi.

It came as a rude shock to BJP spokespersons who were ready to launch an all-out attack on those MPs in today’s news debates.

LK Advani
When contacted by Faking News, Advani refused to comment, citing an upset stomach.

Nirmala Sitaraman, the national spokesperson was too numb to comment on the development while Ravishankar Prasad was able to get back his composure and tried to outsmart everybody by saying, “Advani ji wants Modi ji to remain in India. So this is nothing but a safety measure from Advani ji. There is no need to read between the lines.”

On the other hand, UPA and its allies were in splits after this revelation. When our star reporter Shaitaan Khopdi™ asked Rahul Gandhi what does he think about Advani signing the petition against Modi, he responded with a counter question, “I ask YOU, what YOU think about this news?”

Shaitaan Khopdi™ went completely blank hearing the response. He was later admitted to nearest trauma and neuro care center. Faking News has cited the employment contract signed by him, and will not be paying for his treatment.

Meanwhile PM Manmohan Singh welcomed Advani’s secular gesture and said ‘Theek Hai’ before sheepishly scribbling ‘1301‘ in his notebook.

Nitish Kumar, on the other hand, maintained dignified silence on the complete episode. According his close aide, he is worried that if Modi remains in India, he will continue to be the best Indian CM and therefore front running PM candidate.

Expectedly, 24×7 news media went into tizzy after the news broke out. NDTV put up an article titled ‘Modi not an international leader?‘, which they later removed from their websites.

Arnab Goswami demanded that US wants to know why Advani backstabbed Modi. He has called Mr Modi, Mr Advani and Baba Siddiqui on the Newshour tonight to resolve the differences, while Rajdeep Sardesai is expected to tweet “Song for tonight – dost dost na raha.”

But far from this madding crowd, Daler Mehdi, the famous bhangra pop singer has shown some hope. “I am world famous in Punjab for spreading peace by sending pigeons to US. Since Modi ji is accused of violence; I will send him to US as a Pigeon, the symbol of peace. My Pigeons never return back, they permanently get settled in US or Canada. This will solve lot of problems. UPA can take a sigh of relief, Advani ji and Nitish ji can continue their PM dreams, and nation will get rid of the Modi-fied crap newspapers and news channels keep pouring over us daily,” concluded Daler Mehdi.