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Bored with no elections around, Amit Shah caught playing Stick Cricket in BJP HQ

11, Jun 2018 By Sandeep Kadian

New Delhi: Ever since Amit Shah became BJP President, there have been one election after another in the country that have kept the BJP President busy. Even when elections got over in some states, there were post-poll “arrangements” to be made occupying a lot of his time. Now with no election anywhere for the next 6 months, Mr Shah has suddenly a lot of time on his hands and he isn’t sure how to spend it. As per sources, he has been caught playing Stick Cricket in office multiple times in the past 2 weeks.

Speaking on the condition of anonymity, a senior BJP leader said, “Things aren’t that hectic when elections aren’t around so what do you expect. Amit Shah Ji tried to spend some time meeting various celebrities under ‘Sampark for Samarthan’ program but it quickly got boring with no immediate election on the line. He even met Uddhav Thackeray to keep himself busy despite knowing that BJP-SS are strong allies only because we never talk to each other.”

“There aren’t too many people left in Congress either to break them away or bring them over to BJP. In such dull times, Video games are a bored employee’s best friend and Stick Cricket is something that really caught Mr. Shah’s fantasy. He has already been spotted 4-5 times playing this game by the HR department of BJP. We have asked our IT cell to block this website to keep Mr Shah focused but currently our entire IT cell is busy trending some hashtags on Twitter,” he went on to add.

Meanwhile, Imran Khan is thinking about hiring Amit Shah for the July elections in Pakistan but is concerned that Mr Shah will simply come and make all PTI politicians join BJP.