Balasinor, Gujarat. Countering Modi’s claim that he would work as watchman for five years, Rahul Gandhi today emphasized the need to turn every Indian into watchman in a rally here.
Following Rahul’s remarks, Congress high command has issued an order making it mandatory for all Congressmen to wear watchman cap, at least till elections.
“We want to make people feel safe. From now on, security of this country is in our hand, and steadily we will make India a country of watchmen,” claimed Rahul while sporting a watchman cap, “It’s high time that India shed its image of country of snake charmers.”
“Modi is so self-centric that he wants this job of watchman only for himself, but we believe in ‘main nahi, hum‘ philosophy,” Rahul added, taking a jibe at the BJP’s PM candidate.
Senior Congress leaders have hailed Rahul’s decision and called it a visionary move.
“Rahul Ji is trying to remove unemployment from our country. Imagine all Indians as watchman, we are going to be the first country in world to achieve 100% employment,” said party leader Salman Khurshid.
However, on being reminded that people will not be getting paid, Salman Khurshid argued, “Salary is just a state of mind.”
Sources tell Faking News that in order to implement Rahul Gandhi’s ideas, Congress is planning to turn itself into a part-time security agency, with soul aim to serve nation and that too without any fee.
Thousands and thousands of Congress workers are preparing to roam around on roads tonight wearing watchman cap.
“We have asked watchmen in our locality to go on leave till Lok Sabha elections. From here on, we will be handling security,” disclosed an excited party worker, “It will be fun to chase dogs at night.”
Meanwhile, political experts are claiming that the step by Congress is a befitting reply to BJP’s ‘chaiwala‘ agenda.
“Last time BJP hijacked their chaiwala taunt and converted that into their election campaign. This time Congress is trying to topple Modi’s chowkidar agenda,” explained an expert.