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Family expert Alok Nath steps in to reunite Akhilesh and Mulayam Yadav

08, Jan 2017 By sagarcasm

Lucknow: Alok Nath, the most repeated face of Rajshri Productions and the symbol of family values, brotherhood and world peace; has decided to help in settling the feud between Akhilesh Yadav and Mulayam Singh Yadav.

Alok Nath
The peace maker

Alok Nath holds a Phd. in family values from the Oxford University. He has gained a lot of practical experience on family matters as well after playing the role of father in over 100 movies and TV Shows.

According to him, a father and a son should never fight. The son should immediately agree to whatever father says, otherwise the father will start comparing his son with Sharmaji’s son. But he also said that it is every father’s duty to give his son a bicycle. Although, these are contrasting thoughts, Alok has a definitive solution to the problem.

“”I want an end to all of this family feud that has been going on in the run up to the elections, family feuds, not matter whose family it is, always hurt me”, Alok Nath told Faking News. “We need to find some common ground. Akhilesh and Mulayam have different opinions, but both have been the chief ministers of Uttar Pradesh; both have loyal followers and both have crooked nose. When you think about it, they have much in common.”

When our reporter asked how Alok Nath will solve the fight between Shivpal Yadav and Ram Gopal Yadav, he answered, “Again, we have to find common ground for them. Both the brothers have ‘Pal’ in their names and Pal means friend. So it obvious that they should become friends.”

Once this fight is over, Suraj Barjatiya will make a movie on Yadav family. Salman Khan will play Akhilesh’s role in the movie. His character’s name would obviously be called Prem and the name of the movie will be ‘Prem Ratan Cycle Payo.’