Mumbai. Bollywood actress Katrina Kaif has offered to do a sexy and sizzling item number during Rahul Gandhi’s next visit to any city or village in Uttar Pradesh to compensate for her comments on Congress general secretary’s birth origins. Katrina had termed Rahul as half-Indian and half-Italian, which led to widespread damages such as a short term memory loss to Congress spokesperson Manish Tewari.
“I didn’t mean to hurt sentiments and I’ll do my best to soothe them,” the half-British half-Indian actress clarified, “I respect Rahul Gandhi as he is young and gifted like Salman Khan, and if he wants I can do an item number for his next padyatra as I’m doing for Sallu’s next movie.”
Katrina has left it on the Congress party to get back to her with location and dates for her pro-bono performance to mend ways with the ruling party.
“She is a talented actress and I’ve seen all her movies. She was very good in Sheila Ki Jawaani,” Congress spokesman Manish Tewari said when contacted by Faking News for a comment. The comment by Mr. Tewari proved that the offer by Katrina had indeed healed the short term memory loss that was earlier inflicted on the Congress spokesman.
“High command will decide when and where to avail the services of Miss Kaif,” Manish Tewari added, “Miss Kaif a true patriot who cares for the poor masses and youth of the country.”
Congress leader Digvijay Singh, a regular appearance at Rahul Gandhi’s padyatra in Uttar Pradesh, too has welcomed Katrina Kaif’s offer and has given a clean chit to the actress for having no connection with RSS. Digvijay Singh has also offered to become the bodyguard of Katrina Kaif and slap anyone who comes near her while doing the item number.
Digvijay Singh slapped this reporter when he asked if he wanted to see Rahul Gandhi dancing with Katrina Kaif.
There has been no word from Rahul Gandhi or Sonia Gandhi regarding the item number, but experts believe that it might not be easy for the Congress high command to finalize the location and date for the performance.
“Farmers of Bhatta Parsaul village are already claiming first right of refusal over Katrina’s item number, Rahul can’t risk upsetting them,” an expert said, “There could also be law and order and crowd management problems. More people can turn up to watch Katrina Kaif as compared to curious people who come out to see Rahul Gandhi.”
Meanwhile unconfirmed reports suggest that BJP has approached Malaika Arora Khan to do the Munni Badnaam Huyi item song in Karnataka.