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Manmohan Singh asks Congress leaders to shut the fuck up

20, Jun 2011 By Pagal Patrakar

New Delhi. Mighty pissed off with random statements from random Congress leaders criticizing the government led by him, Prime Minister Manmohan Singh has asked those leaders to either keep their mouth shut or come up with some other nonsense that doesn’t target him or his government.

Sources at PMO inform that Dr. Singh is mighty irritated with his party taking credit for all the good work done by him, while not sharing the blame for the unpopular decisions taken by the UPA government led by Congress.

“Prime Minister had thrown a paperweight against his office wall in anger when he read news reports where Congress had distanced itself from the Congress led government’s decision of sending four ministers, all of them members of the Congress party, to receive Baba Ramdev at airport,” a PMO source informed.

Manmohan Singh
Manmohan Singh thinking about his party

“He was annoyed that while media calls him a puppet prime minister, such asinine decisions were directly attributed to him as if he took all the decisions by the government independently,” the source said.

Already irritated, Dr. Singh is reported to have gone in a total bad mood when he read news reports about Digvijay Singh wanting Rahul Gandhi as Prime Minister.

“What kind of crap is being thrown at me daily? And why on earth me? What the hell have I done?” normally silent and calm Manmohan Singh is reported to have written in a letter addressed to Sonia Gandhi, the President of Congress, after he couldn’t take it anymore.

“I mean, how the hell is Congress not responsible for anything that my government does? For god’s sake, the whole union cabinet is almost made up of only Congress members!” the former RBI governor is said to have argued, without referring to any decisions being taken by Sonia Gandhi.

“The DMK ministers are in jail or on the way, the Trinamool ministers are still having party in Kolkata, the NCP ministers are busy managing their own businesses; that leaves only Congress ministers actively taking part in cabinet meetings, and yet Congress is not responsible for government actions?” Manmohan Singh explained his arguments.

“Don’t give me that shit again,” he said.

Sources further say that Dr. Singh has recently ordered many books on life and times of former Prime Minister P V Narasimha Rao.