Modi’s pinstripe monogrammed suit that he wore during his meeting with Obama, is being auctioned, the proceeds of which will go to ‘Clean Ganga’ project. Faking News brings to you some of the popular celebs who turned for auctions and their reasons for buying it:
Kiran Bedi: She will write Modi govt’s achievements on inner portion of the suit (becuase the outside portion already has NaMo NaMo written) and carry it during prime time debates.
Kumar Vishwas: Even though ToI has apologized for wrongly quoting price of the suit as 10 lakh, Kumar Vishwas is hell bent to prove that it is worth 10 lakh only as he and other AAP leaders had claimed. He will prove it by buying it for same or more amount.
Mani Shankar Aiyar: He wants to show a chaiwala his true place and use that suit as a pochha in his house.
Sushma Swaraj: She is still hopeful of getting an onsite opportunity and wants to use the time to stitch an appropriate suit on the lines of this suit, and replace it with her shawl.
Uddhav Thackeray: Not having damaged any public property, buses etc, for so long, he and Shiv Sainiks would get down to destroying this suit completely.
Hafiz Saeed: He will show this suit to budding terrorists in Pakistan and J&K, along with fake videos of atrocities on Muslims in India.
Mallika Sherawat: Having failed to get a response from Modi earlier, she has decided to settle for his suit and intends to marry it.
Sagarika Ghose: She wants to buy it and stitch some Muslim name in at least half portion of that suit.