Arnab Goswami to buy a personal Rafale to attack Pakistan

11, Mar 2019 By Sandeep Kadian

Mumbai: As it is increasingly becoming clear that there won’t be a full scale war between Nuclear neighbours India and Pakistan, one news editor has been left really disappointed. Arnab Goswami, Chief Editor Of Republic, has now decided to buy his very own Rafale to attack Pakistan the next time tensions rise with them.

An MOU has already been signed between Republic TV and Dassault, and the delivery is expected in second half of 2020. There is no offset clause in this deal and Arnab will get the fighter jet in a ready to fly condition.

Speaking to Faking News, a Republic employee speaking on the condition of anonymity said ,”Sir was really looking forward to a final war with Pakistan to settle all the disputes once and for all. However, the de-escalation in tensions after Abhinandan’s release came as a bitter disappointment for Sir. He was raging in his office for hours, and it wasn’t even the time for the evening debate.”

“Now Sir has decided that he can no longer rely on Indian Armed Forces to go to war and he has started preparing for it himself. Rafale is his first procurement but our contracts division head told us that he has already prepared contracts for purchase of tanks, guns, submarines etc. If Pakistan tries any adventure this side of the border in future, Sir will be prepared for a full scale war”, the employee added.

Meanwhile, Arnab Goswami was seen watching Top Gun to learn how to fly a fighter jet.