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Asaram Bapu enters into 14 year long meditation to avoid arrest

27, Aug 2013 By idiot420

Indore. Asaram Bapu has reportedly entered into a 14 years long meditation starting today. Bapu has asked his followers to not let anybody to disturb him.

Bapu, in deep meditation.
Bapu, in deep meditation.

It is believed that he is doing this to avoid police and courts after he was booked for sexually assaulting a minor, but his followers disagree.

“Bapu – owner of many supernatural powers, could have easily escaped by flying like a superman if he wanted, but he respects law and order,” said one of his follower, “By going into meditation he has left everything in hand of God, justice will prevail.”

Meanwhile after a little clash with his Asaram supporters, police successfully reached Bapu’s meditation site and tried every possible way to break his meditation, but all effort went in vain.

Later they lifted Bapu, who remained rock solid in the pose of meditation, and took him to a psychologist.

After analysis of Bapu’s state of mind, psychologist suggested to bring Malaika Arora and make her dance in front of him, as it’s the only way to bring him back to the normal mode.

When Faking News asked a senior police official about their Plan B, in case Malaika Arora’s dance fails, he said, “As of now we don’t know what to do, as his situation is similar to that of a person in coma.”

His followers are seeing it as a major breakthrough in field of non-violent protest.

“It’s mystical, philosophical, out of the box implementation of meditation in daily life,” said one of his foreign bhakt.