Baba Ramdev to launch Patanjali Petrol made from plants to deal with rising fuel prices

31, May 2018 By @jurnoleast

Concerned about the increasing prices of petrol, businessman and Yoga guru Baba Ramdev is planning to launch his own eco-friendly fuel under the brand name Patanjali Petrol. The announcement was made in a press conference today where the Yoga guru was answering questions about the newly launched Patanjali sim-card and Kimbho messaging app.

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The fuel which will be made using  a special concoction of plants and fruits will be sold at Patanjali Ayurvedic Petrol pumps. Baba refused to reveal the plants and fruits used for making the petrol but said that his favorite aloe vera juice was one of the ingredient.

When questioned about the pricing, a spokesperson said that the fuel will be made affordable and might even be cheaper than bottled water. Baba claims that his brand of petrol will give a mileage of 200 km/l and the company plans to export the fuel once the domestic demand is fulfilled.

The news was also picked up by international media and it immediately let to the fall in share price of Tesla Inc. If market experts are to be believed battery powered Tesla cars would soon become antiquated. Elon Musk himself is under depression and is planning to permanently move to Mars.