New Delhi. 33 year old govt employee Pramod Shukla was today stunned when he read that late ex-President APJ Abdul Kalam Azad was working even on his last day at the age of 84.
“Hain? I just went through the schedule Kalam sahib was having since last 3-4 days. Here, I may not have worked this much since joining, which he seemed to have in these days,” said Pramod as he wrote a 25 day leave application.
Pramod who is leading a nice retired life ever since getting employed in audit department after passing the SSC exam, was shocked that even former President and Bharat Ratna hasn’t been able to enjoy the fruits of retired life.
“That is why you should never work and achieve so much that it becomes a curse and comes back to haunt to you for rest of your life. I mean had he feigned mediocrity like me, he would have never been expected and forced to go and impart his knowledge and learning to others after 60,” Pramod told Faking News, while coaching new SBI joinees.
“He should have taken a UPSC or SSC exam like me and the word ‘work’ would have ceased to exist in his dictionary,” he went on to elaborate, with thunderous applause from colleagues.
Meanwhile another 23 year old man working as student on Facebook wonders if Abdul Kalam was scientist or a writer after reading some 100 quotes attributed to him since yesterday.
“I remember some of these quotes were same as the ones attributed to Steve Jobs after he died. Now I am confused who is original,” he told Faking News.