Southampton, UK. Weeks after landing in England, it was only today after losing the third match of the ongoing test series, that Indian players being felt like being abroad.
“First match was drawn, and if felt like we were somewhere in the Indian subcontinent, while in the second match it was a complete home like feel. But, at last we are abroad, in true sense!” said Dhoni with a sigh of relief.
Dhoni further thanked his fellow teammates for the joint effort and dedicated the achievement to them. “A captain is defined by his players,” Dhoni said.
Sources tell Faking News that players were increasingly getting frustrated with the way series was progressing as many of them were in England with their wives and girlfriends.
“My girlfriend was blaming me for fooling her with a fake foreign trip. Till yesterday, she thought we were in some well planned city of India. But, after today’s match result, she is very sure that it’s abroad,” revealed a cricketer on conditions of anonymity.
“We are not in England to feel home away from home, we are here to experience foreign conditions, both on ground and off ground,” he explained.
The team members plan to spend the next few days getting selfies clicked in front of tourist destinations of England to make sure the feeling is long lasting.
“We will avoid areas that are well populated with Indian origin people,” the team manager confirmed.