Top ten reactions to Ishant Sharma’s game changing performance at Mohali tonight:
Navjot Singh Siddhu: Chetan ho ya Ishant, Rohit ho ya Joginder. Sharma agar hai naam, rulaata hai woh cricketer. Thoko taali, but mat do gaali.
Ravi Shastri: All three results are possible; Ishant is dropped from the next game, Ishant is dropped from the rest of the series, or Ishant is dropped from the hotel roof.
Ajit Agarkar: Looks like I announced my retirement too soon.
Shah Rukh Khan:
Wounds Memories of KKR days have become fresh again.
Australian drinking beer: Ishant has surpassed Sir Don Bradman as the greatest ever player to play for our country.
Indian drinking beer: %^!#$@$%~
Rahul Gandhi: Once my grandmother was watching cricket and a bowler like Ishant Sharma was getting beaten all over the park. Everyone was abusing the poor bowler, but daadi started clapping. This is respect for the poor.
Manmohan Singh: I condemn this performance by Ishant Sharma, but we’ll continue playing cricket with Australia.
Narendra Modi: Australians came and bashed Ishant after coming inside our own country, and our Prime Minister is busy having biryani with a Kangaroo.
Ishant Sharma: bhaiya, aaj raat ke liye koi hotel room khaali hai?