Egypt: Soon after 90 years old Congress leader N D Tiwary accepted paternity of Rohit Shekhar, a paleontological dig in Egypt conducted by a team of scientists from National Geographic has found traces of Mr. Tiwari’s DNA in dinosaur fossils as well.
The team was clearly scandalized with the results. On the other hand, Mr. Tiwari is reported to have shrugged and accepted the test results stoically.
“We are not sure how this has happened,” Dr. Tadapit Kumar, the palaeontologist in charge of the dig, said in an exclusive interview with this Faking News reporter.
“Clearly N D Tiwari is older and sexually much more active than we had earlier thought was possible for human beings. But this raises new questions now. Will all descendants of dinosaurs have the rights to Mr. Tiwari’s properties as well? Lizards? Snakes? Generic reptiles?”
While scientists and lawyers are trying to figure out causes and effects, political parties have jumped on to the issue.
BJP has claimed that the incident proved that Congress will take India to dinosaur age with help of their leaders, while Congress has termed it as an UPA government achievement.
“BJP is just jealous that nobody in their party is as potent as our leader,” said Congress leader Salman Khurshid.