Mumbai. Right after the right-wing groups announced that they would marry off couples found romancing on Valentine’s Day, they started receiving calls from many travel agencies, who were eager to tie up with them.
“To marry off couples found romancing on Valentine’s Day is not just a refreshing idea, it is also an excellent business opportunity. We can provide those couples exciting honeymoon packages from all over the world,” said one such excited Travel agency head.
The right-wing group too is excited with the proposition.
“We’ve received calls from SOSOTC, THOMASUNCOOKED and many other agencies. Our senior group members are considering the proposition,” confirmed a goon who’s been recently recruited in the group.
Faking News has further been told that the packages will be decided according to the areas where couples are found romancing and considering their budget.
If a couple is found in areas like Colaba or Pali Hill they will get deals for Europe and exotic islands. Vis-a-vis couples in areas like Bhandup or Nallasopara can avail offers for Alibaug and Lonavla.