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Unable to open Rampal’s Ashram gate, Haryana Police calls on Inspector Daya from CID

18, Nov 2014 By Shaitaan Khopdi ™

Hisar. It has been more than 7 days since Haryana police is camping outside the Ashram of Rampal, the self-styled Godman. Unable to break the resistance of his supporters and enter the premise, Police has finally asked for help from self-styled expert in such matters, Inspector Daya.

Rampal asking his supporters to push the door from inside.
Rampal asking his supporters to push the door from inside.

ACP Pradyuman confirmed the reports and assured that he will send inspector Daya to break open the door the way he always does.

Initially police threw tear gas and it appeared that the trick worked when they heard sobbing and crying sounds coming from inside the Ashram. But soon they realized that it was outcome of some Saas-Bahu serial that was being watched by women present inside the premises.

Police then tried cutting the power supply to make people come out. But it seems people have grown very comfortable with power cuts during previous government that another power cut didn’t seem to bother them.

Administration then cut the water supply but people discovered some bore wells that were dug by contractors’ long back and were left opened. So that failed to get the results.

Some people suggested roping in Rajdeep Sardesai who is very good at provoking mob with his probing questions. But unlike Madison Square Garden, Rajdeep decided not to take the risk in front of Rampal followers who had guns in their hands.

Finally when nothing else seemed to work, DCP of Haryana Police Chulbul Pandey called ACP Pradyuman for help. ACP Pradyuman was heard asking his team, “Iska matlab samjhe Daya? Apradhi bahut Khattar-naak hai” reported Shaitaan Khopdi™.