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All boys to be shifted to Mechanical Engineering to prevent girls catching Corona from Boys

17, Mar 2020 By Santosh Pradhan

New Delhi. 

Coronavirus has been spreading pretty fast and India is witnessing new cases every day. The government has decided to immediately put all boys into Mechanical Engineering so that at least the girls can be prevented from catching Corona from Boys.

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It’s a well-known truth that girls never go near a guy who is doing mechanical or Civil engineering. And the government wants to use this behavioral data to tackle the virus. Boys who don’t have a science background will also be admitted to Mechanical Engineering. There will be no entrance exams and no fees too.

The boys will have to stay in the branch until the effect of the virus is nullified completely in the world. HRD minister spoke to the Faking News and said “Mechanical is a good branch. Boys will learn about robotics, machines, and other skills that would be helpful in the future. I request all boys to cooperate. If the number of teachers in the mechanical branch is not enough, we will shift some boys into Civil engineering too. I want to protect all girls in this country to get Corona Virus from a guy”

India, so far, has officially reported 110 cases and two deaths, according to the Ministry of Health. More cases are emerging every day even as states continue to issue advisories on social distancing.