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On the eve of Valentine's day, sale of hair removing cream and razor peaks, Govt asks 'where is the slowdown'  

13, Feb 2020 By @jurnoleast

V-day is here and like previous year, sales of grooming products has picked up this week. However, this time sroind the sales has not just picked up, it has skyrocketed. A report puts the increase in sales at 200% as compared to previous year.

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“It seem both men and women are taking extra care of their personal hygiene this year. Hair removing cream in particualar are flying of the shelves in stores. Even on e-commerce sites, most of the products are sold out,” revealed a market analyst.

No wanting to losing out on the opportunity to hit back at critics, PM Modi questioned those who accused the Govt of leading the country into a economic slump. “Main poochta hu slowdown kaha hai. Iss desh ke yuva ne jawab de diya hai mitron,” he said while speaking at an event.

“Our goal of being a 5 trillion dollar economy is well on path. It’s time opposition parties acknowledge this fact and stop indulging in fear-mongering,” said Finance Minister.

Stocks of FMCG companies witnessed an intra-day high due to positive sentiments over V-day. “Many retailers in the metros revealed that they have exhausted their stock of grooming products for both men and women. Finally we may see a revival of the economy after a lackluster budget,” remarked a retailer.