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Let us win the Final, we will stop entering India : Bangladesh Fans

06, Mar 2016 By sameer mahawar

Dhaka: In a plea to Indian team, Bangladesh Cricket fans have come up with a proposal that they will stop going to India if Indian team allows them to win the final game.

Bangladesh fans have apologized for this poster
Bangladesh fans have apologized for this poster

Apologising for the immature posters made against Indian team players, Bangladeshi fans came out in number requesting the Indians to play below par so that they get a good chance to lift the trophy.

Shafiq, a Bangladeshi citizen and also an Indian Aadhaar card holder (yet to be linked with bank account for gas subsidy) who regularly moves to and fro between two countries in Bajrangi Bhaijaan style, said to our reporter, “Be it luck or hard work, our boys have been playing well. Please don’t make them choke on the big day. I am ready to move my family of 18 back from India. Indian Government will be able to save a lot of money in subsidies that they are ready to avail through their Aadhar cards.”

“As a tribute to Modiji’s Swach Bharat campaign, we have decided to clean India of illegal immigrants if we win this tournament. We are even ready to rename river Padma as Holy Ganga. Just let us win this game. You can take the game from us in the World Cup, We won’t criticize any umpiring decision either”, said another Bangladeshi fan.

“I am tired of seeing pics of crying Bangladeshi girls n the internet after every major tournament. This is our time and India should not ruin it for us. They ,must support their neighbors in this moment of need. We just need them to lose this one”, a female Bangladeshi fan said.

Bangladeshi Ministers have also come in support of fans and have proposed that they will table a special bill in the Parliament under the name ‘Cross-Border Infiltration Bill (One-Way)’ if Indian team shows some mercy on them.