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Shastri and Kohli request Amit Shah to poach a Number 4 batsman from another country

15, Mar 2019 By Sandeep Kadian

New Delhi: After a search operation lasting months, Indian Cricket team hasn’t yet found a dependable number 4 batsman going into the World Cup in England. With no further ODIs scheduled till the World Cup, the team management has gotten desperate and approached BJP President Amit Shah with this problem.

Alleged coach Ravi Shastri and alleged captain cum actual coach Virat Kohli have asked Amit Shah to get them a Number 4 batsman from another country.

During past few months, India has tried several players in middle order who tried hard but without quite cementing the spot. Someone batted so slowly, someone couldn’t field, someone was too inconsistent, someone’s face was disliked by selectors and some attended Koffee episodes.

Amit Shah, well known for getting players from opposition to join his side, assured the team management that he will do his best to resolve this problem for the Indian team. He has asked them to provide him a list of 3 players that will suit the need of the team.

Speaking to Faking News at a bar, Ravi Shastri said, ”We are just looking at the best interests of the team and of an opponent can join us and make the team better then why not? Mr. Amit Shah is a long term practitioner of this art and with his support, we can plug this hole in our squad.”

Meanwhile, Cheteshwar Pujara was seen at a tattoo parlour to throw his hat in the ring for the ODI World Cup.