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After yet another failure with Argentina, Messi has passed the criteria to be the next congress president: Surjewala

03, Jul 2019 By Santosh Pradhan

New Delhi. On Tuesday, 2nd July, hosts Brazil defeated Argentina 2-0 in the semi-finals of the 2019 Copa America and eliminated Lionel Messi and co. from the competition. Messi has now played 4 finals with Argentina, losing all of them.

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Every time he raises the expectations of the Argentine fans but fails to deliver a trophy, just like Rahul Gandhi. But there is a ray of hope for Messi, as the Congress party is thinking of approaching him for the role of President.

Just after Argentina’s defeat, Randeep Surjewala called for a press conference and revealed that now that Messi has passed the criteria of failure, we can approach him officially for the role. He also said that it will take some convincing on his part to make the workers believe that Messi is a bigger failure than Rahul. The Congress workers still believe that there is not a bigger loser than RaGa in India, but all that is going to change.

Surjewala has called two representatives, each from the Rahul camp and the Messi camp to give a presentation on the failures of their respective leader. The leader with more number of failures will be the next Congress president.