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JCBs achieves record sales as people have ample time and are busy looking at JCBs after the #AyodhyaVerdict

19, Nov 2019 By Santosh Pradhan

New Delhi. The Ayodhya Verdict was a historical one. But it has also given rise to joblessness as people who used to discuss the case among each other is now busy looking at JCBs.

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Indians have always wanted things to help them kill time as employment is still a major issue here. But the good thing is that the sale of JCBs has increased to a record level and that in turn will benefit the economy, according to Law Minister Ravi Shankar Prasad.

JCB chairman Shwetank Srivastav spoke to the Faking News team and said “ The demand is so high that we had to recruit extra workforce to honor the commitments to the dealers. The sale is not going to slow down anytime soon as my research team shows that people really have too much time to kill. There are places where people treat ‘looking at JCB’ as a 9 to 5 job and they do it with utmost passion.”

The government is really happy with the booming sales and former CJI Gogoi has to be credited with this upturn. Had he not given the judgment in a timely manner, there would be jobless people wasting time discussing the Ayodhya case.