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Secret agency S.H.I.E.L.D. seeks permission to study Modi’s eyes, will develop camera-sensing tech

09, Oct 2015 By Pagla Ghoda

Secret SHIELD base, 52nd Street Nevada: Director Phil Coulson of S.H.I.E.L.D.in a press conference yesterday urged the Indian government to let S.H.I.E.L.D. scientists study PM Modi’s eyes. As per Director Coulson this study will help the agency create powerful camera sensing technology which will help Avengers as well as S.H.I.E.L.D. agents in their quest to fight the bad guys.

PM Modi adjusting the camera sensors in his eyes
PM Modi adjusting the camera sensors in his eyes

The move was prompted after PM Modi pulled aside Mark Zuckerberg at an event so that the shutterbugs could have an unobstructed view.

Providing more details to reporters Coulson said, “Respected Mr. Modi seems to intuitively and exactly get the position, location and orientation of every camera located in his vicinity. We believe his eyes are equipped with what we call an ‘O-eight-four’ that is an object of unknown origin. If we are able to study those eyes we can develop camera sensing technology which will help our field-agents track hidden cameras, snipers and other traps and avoid death and destruction. Such tech can be a huge asset in our fight against HYDRA and hence we want to develop this tech before HYDRA scientists develop it.”

Agent Fitz a senior research scientist with S.H.I.E.L.D. echoed same views.

He said, “Director Fury Sir had a vision for SHIELD, although he technically has only one eye vision, but the vision was still good. And we can move an inch closer to his vision if can get our hands on such powerful tech. And then we can not only defeat Hydra, or Chitauri aliens but we can even kick Loki’s nuts if required.”

While it is not yet clear if S.H.I.E.L.D. will be officially given a permission to study PM Modi’s eyes but rumor has it that PM may agree to this study if S.H.I.E.L.D. agrees to conduct tests on him not at one location but at at least 7 different locations around the world. Plus the whole cost of the trip including air-travel and lodging would have to be borne by S.H.I.E.L.D.