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Donald Trump can’t wait to bomb the hell out of some country

16, Nov 2016 By Sandeep Kadian

New York: American billionaire and President-elect Donald Trump is very excited about taking the office and bombing some random country. Donald Trump will be sworn in as the 45th President of the United State of America on January 20, 2017, in Washington, D.C.

At my signal, UNLEASH HELL

Last week, Donald Trump shocked the world when he defeated Hillary Clinton in one of the biggest upset in the history of politics. Now that he is done with the elections, Trump wants to get on with his job as the American President and he is particularly looking forward to bombing a country.

“It is not that Mr. Trump is a violent man, he is a very peace loving person but he has to do what the job demands of him. Bombing random countries is part of the KRAs for every US President and if he doesn’t do it, they may remove him from the office. Mr. Trump is very excited about it and he even bought a globe last week to go through the names of all the countries so that he can decide which country he is going to bomb”, a Trump associate told Faking News.

“Middle East has always been our favorite; North Africa isn’t a bad option either. However, Mr. Trump wants the world to remember his presidency; if he bombs countries in Middle-East and North Africa then it doesn’t really distinguish him from his predecessors. Maybe he can bomb Western Europe or East Asia; we haven’t done that since the Second World War. However, nothing has been finalized yet as he is still going through the options”, he added.

When we asked him how Trump can be a peace loving person if he is going to bomb some country, the associate smiled and reminded us that Barack Obama has a Nobel Peace Prize.