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All major terrorists are safe: Imran Khan

26, Feb 2019 By Sandeep Kadian

Islamabad: After Indian Air Force launched a strike on a terror camp in Balakot in Khyber Pakhtunwaha province of Pakistan, Prime Minister Imran Khan has reassured the terrorists living in Pakistan that all senior terrorists are safe and sound. Terming the Indian Air Force raid a big failure, Imran said that they could only get some foot soldiers in their raid, and none of the leaders.

Imran Khan says all major terrorists are safe
Imran Khan reassures the people of Pakistan

Speaking to the Press earlier today, Mr. Imran Khan said, “India is trying to show the world that Pakistan is no longer a safe place for terrorists. Terrorism tourism has always been a major source of income for our economy, and they want to destroy that sector. I request our terrorists to not fall for this propaganda, all senior terrorists are safe and sound, and carrying on with their activities.”

When someone pointed out that Masood Azhar’s brother-in-law also died in the air strike, the Pakistani PM said, “Who told you that guy was a senior terrorist? Sifarishi bharti tha Nawaz Sharif ke time ka. I have had many brothers-in-law during my life and I know how they use us to climb higher when they don’t really deserve it.”

When asked how can Indian jets enter the Pakistani airspace, Mr. Khan said, “There is a Bollywood film called Mujhse Shaadi Karogi, in that Satish Shah ji has explained how difficult it is to stay awake between 3 and 4 AM. Now Indian Air Force launched the attack at 3:30AM, how can you expect our pilots to be awake at that time? If they had attacked during the day, we won’t have let them enter till our terror training centres.”

Meanwhile, Dawood Ibrahim has started thinking about relocating to Mumbai to avoid Indian forces. As per a source, bhai said ,”At least in Mumbai the Army will get stuck in traffic if they try to come and capture me, here Indian Air Force can come and go anywhere without any interference.”