Islamabad, Pakistan. After being repeatedly asked by India to act fast and furiously against terrorist groups operating on its land, Pakistan has announced that it was pissed off with such rhetoric and in reality didn’t give a shit to such concerns of India.
“WTF man,” Pakistani Foreign Minister Shah Mehmood Qureshi said as he pouted his lips and pronounced all the four words in the clearest way possible with a Queen’s (not to be confused with Zardari’s) accent, “I can’t even speak fast enough and they want us to act fast on terror!”
“And look who is talking. Two years into Kasab’s trial that is still not over, no headway in the Headley’s case, in fact they have not made a single significant arrest in this case – people were arrested by US, Pakistan or Sri Lanka; and they want us to act fast!” Mr. Qureshi protested.
“Yes, we don’t give a shit,” he added, when asked if Pakistan didn’t share India’s concerns over terrorist groups operating in the region.
Pakistani leaders further added that while they could see large scale destruction and death due to terrorism in the area, they were still not convinced that it was being carried out by Pakistan based groups.
“There is no proof,” said a leader protesting attempts to save the life of Aasia Bibi, “for all we know those terrorists groups could be Hindu-Zionist propaganda.”
Earlier, on the second anniversary of the Mumbai terror attacks, India had asked Pakistan to act fast and punish the perpetrators of the terrorist attacks. Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh had declared to redouble the efforts to bring the perpetrators to justice.
“They are welcome to double their dossiers,” Pakistani Prime Minister Yousuf Raza Gillani said as he texted a new post box number to his Indian counterpart where the new dossiers could be sent.